The Art of Barking at Dogs v.1

It is less of an art, and more of an exact imitation. I once *followed* the girls into 7-11, but I was minutes behind them.

"You were barking at that dog in the parking lot, weren't you?"

He started it.

So here is my art (v1, because I will obviously be perfecting this):
Bark it all back. Verbatim. Bark for bark. The dog will surely respond, so then you just reply again with exactly the same barks and same inflection.