The Art of Dropping the F-Bomb in Fiji

Athena came back from her community service trip with this story.

Joesese was the driver. His job was to drive the van.

The company that arranged the trip had a strict policy about drinking, sex, etc. If any of the students were caught breaking the rules, they were on the next flight back to America.

A few boys went to town and got stinking drunk, thereby transforming their month-long trip to a meager "couple of days" trip.

The company asked Joesese why this happened and why he didn't watch the boys.

"You want me to drive-a the kids, I drive-a the kids. You want me to watch-a the kids, ah-fuck-a you!"

I cannot tell you how many times the little voice in my head says "Ah-fuck-a you."

This is Athena & Joesese: