The Art of Taking Note of Where You Fit in the Hierarchy

1. Practice "Come" with your puppy the way you were taught to in class. This entails backing up while excitedly yelling "Come!!! Come!!!" and holding a treat.

2. Klutzily miscalculate your surroundings and bang your ass into the corner of the entertainment center.

3. Fall down in pain & watch the treat roll away.

4. Moan.

5. Watch puppy gobble up the treat before coming to check on you with lil sniffs to your mouth.

6. Take note of where you fit in the hierarchy.

Theodore in class: