The Art of Getting Written Up (on Your "Official Transcript") for Sneezing

(as demonstrated by John, and retold by me)

John's whole class was making lots of wacky noise for the poor substitute teacher. The sub gave the ultimatum:

"If anyone makes another noise, I will write you up."

John sneezed.

(Loudly.)

This is how his the valedictorian's official transcript became marred with the blemish of: Disruptive Sneezing.