The Art of Meeting a New Class for the First Time

Show up early. Wow, killer advice fucker, thinks you.


HANG



IN



THERE

We just established that it's early (if only in your mind), so linger in the hall. Ah, a familiar face emerges from the room, let's place it....

Why, it's the life guard from the country club! As you walk into your classroom she says:

"It's so odd to see you--"

"--with all my clothes on?" You helpfully finish her awkward sentence just as you find yourself face-to-face with all your brand new students.